You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(Source: arryns)

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I dance in the face of Danger. 

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5% left and less than 30 minutes til release

pls 


The second that she came home from work. Oops.

The second that she came home from work. Oops.

theres gardening plots in the sims 4

gardening plots

 /heavy breathing/ 

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

 /nervously waits for sims 4 to preload before release happens/ 

… /nervously hopes laptop will handle it/ 

foretoldbygyromancy:

The Sims 4

foretoldbygyromancy:

The Sims 4

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DAMN SON TOO REAL